Get Into It…..

“Yesterday, Pope Benedict XVI spoke out about luxury. As part of his homily in St. Peter’s to mark the Catholic feast day of the Epiphany, the Pope said that we are creating a world where the haves and the have-nots are far apart. He preached that moderate lifestyles can help redistribute wealth and ease the fight over natural resources calling for ‘a greater hope, which allows us to prefer the common good of all, to the luxury of few and the poverty of many.’ Wait a minute guy. Take a look at the photo above. If your familiar with bouillon embroidery.
This guy has a 6 to 8 foot long cashmere velvet scarf with heavy, heavy intricately hand-made bouillon embroidery from top to bottom. It’s got to cost $50,000. Also, it has been reported in Rome that he received a X5 from BMW and in his off time wears bespoke Prada suits and such. Oh yeah, don’t forget about the solid 18k gold medallion he has on his neck that’s flooded with 10 carat emeralds, probably from the 18th century, that costs probably millions. Chill out Pope.”
- Buscemi

“If you do not know what this is a picture of, it is a glass of absinthe. After nearly a century-long ban on absinthe in the U.S., a federal agency has begrudgingly allowed two European distillers to sell the mysterious liquor Stateside. Renowned for its supposedly hallucinogenic effects, the anise-flavored alcohol was rumored to have caused an epidemic of psychosis in France in the late 1800s. Most infamously, leading Vincent van Gogh to cut off his ear. But before you kick one back Parisian-style, consider this, absinthe may not be the ill, cut a motherfuckers ear off type jump-off they want you to think it is.
To make a long story short, I read that the active ingredient in classic absinthe was thujone, which came from being distilled in the wormwood. But now, the US, Epcot Center, pussy bitch version comes, yes you guessed it, without the tripped out thujone. This shit is the equivalent to drinking anice-flavored Vodka. What a fucking waste of time.
Anyway, I remember drinking the real shit from Prague that Rick Howard brought back from out there, camping on a beach in Pismo, CA. Wowsers.” -Buscemi
-GL
for some people….maybe